No, really.
Here I am, innocently walking across a parking lot. I hear a bird (birds?) flapping around above my head. Then I FEEL flapping ON my head. F#*@er tried to steal some of my hair. Luckily he got wise and took off. Otherwise we'dah been havin' wild bird for dinner.
Then to complete my embarrassment for today, I get into my car and sit on my keys. Setting off my own freakin car alarm. Insert wild-eyed "OMG" face here. Turn it off, start car, drive away very casually. But quickly.
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See even the birds in CA are crazy. ;) Brave at least.
Funny about you sitting on your car remote. Haha!
Haha, I can't believe your skinny but made the alarm go off...
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